Aaaaaand here comes the rest
Where are all the coolest showdowns in every movie at? like where would be the most dramatic place to have a showdown.
Internet forum showdowns. Like the protagonist and the antagonist meet on an internet forum, and then they burn each other for twelve pages straight. They’re pulling strawmans and ad hominems out of nowhere, like masters of their craft, and one of them pulls out a microphone and actually sings the other one a hate duet that they upload to mediafire and the other one posts a youtube video of just them flipping the bird for twenty five minutes straight. Then it devolves into page after page of absurdist prose poetry where they’re making fun of each other, but really, it’s the world they’re making fun of when they say to eat
At the end, they realize they are not so different. but then the protagonist says “PSYCHE” and pulls out the mother of all affronts. A 25-page graphic novel that paints a very realistic portrait of the antagonist’s life as an impotent facebook stalker who partakes in his college’s manga appreciation club, going on an adventure to win the heart of his beloved Wenda Cheerlord but failing miserably with a public humiliation that results in everyone he knows joining together at laughing at him and saying “WE HATE YOU” until the character stabs himself with one of his replica kitana hanging on his wall and he dies alone. The antagonist, looking at this on his computer, goes NOOOOO I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED.
Then he goes to work and the protagonist goes to pick up his sister at the airport. That would be the best movie showdown.
What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done?
Have you ever played man bowling? It is a game where you gather together ten willing men or hired day laborers, bring them to a back alley, line them up in a horizontal pyramid, have everyone including yourself strip naked, and then run into the pack at full speed.
(Use your imagination for what happens to everyone that falls down)
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You’re a pirate captain. What do you name your flagship?
it is a pretty green boat, fresh coat of pain and it is sailing on the ocean blue, cool as a cucumber that has rotted down to fungustown. Our pirate crew is a rippety ragtag gang—mismatched skills, mismatched socks and rocket-rate-priced—that’s to say soaring up up cuz they came from the capitalist fog of the skymall catalog. We go forward thiking we can do anything but in reality all we do is scream like a shrunken man trapped inside a labrat’s cage in a dream, and nothing as it seems. We look forward and scream into our sails from our piratical impotence, no sense in otherwise! look north, look DORKED *wedgie while your back was turned* and that’s why our sailing ship is ‘Ahhhhhhhhhhh. AHHHHHHH.’
whenever i go out for the night boys blow up my phone. i am getting scared. what should i do?
This is my plan: 1. try to get them convinced that your phone is pregnant. [See figure 1]
This should work; I think according to international law, you cannot hurt a pregnant person. good luck
do you mind giving me yr honest opinion of me? lets go lets go no mercy yo
(note: asker answered it in a second question)
Since you’ve already answered this question for me, I will pitch to you my latest movie idea.
The spirit of a slain champion racehorse is trapped in the body of a high performance racing car, and must find those responsible for its death while also competing in the underground deathrace circuit of Memphis, Tennessee, and vying for the love of its past life with a seemingly-kind double-crossing philly’s spirit trapped in a volkswagon beetle. A heartwrenching, pulse-pounding thriller which reminds us all that right from out of the gate, there is no second place.
Why have i not seen your formspring before?????
I had hired a troop of actors to dress up like businessmen, stand between you and my formspring as a screen, and pretend they were talking about boring and important businessman stuff. Unfortunately, they all had to go to the bathroom all at once so um hi I guess, this isn’t awkward at all
Also quit being grumpy!
and here comes the unicode train